A joke I found on Facebook... good enough to share here!
MORE THAN ONE WAY TO GET THE JOB DONE!
An old gentleman
lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it
was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who
used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
"Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it
looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just
getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my
troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like
in the old days. Love, Papa"
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where
the bodies are buried.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
"Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances".
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