I got a bunch of snickers at Trader Joe's,
I wondered did I spill on my shirt, do my pants have holes?
Come to find out, from one old hag
Everyone was laughing at my homemade bag
Now I know how Miss Dolly Parton felt in her "Coat of Many Colors". My bag, while not the best job of sewing, I admit, is practical, upcycled from a pair of jeans the Martin simply tossed in the trash. So let them laugh. I hope they get stuck in their lotus positions in yoga class.
UPDATE 11/24- The clerk at Eat Local really liked my bag- he was amazed how much stuff it held! and that it had pockets!