Go a little greener on your fourth. Strap some metal to your naughty parts and grind. Better than sparklers, just a dangerous. And no pesky Fireworks ban! And you can probably find your metal in a junk heap, so you are reusing and recycling at the same time! C'mon America- put some junk on your junk and grind something!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!