I love Dorothy Parker - I think she and I would have been good friends!
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"
"I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them."
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."